18 hour car ride?

What happens when you ride in a car full of people for a trans-country road trip? Kick Ass Band Names:

Transvaginal Mesh Suit

Toe Flap

Slap Jockeys

Inspired by The Bloggess

Borrowed Lawn Goats

Malarial Still

Pandas Ate My Baby (this may be more appropriate for a debut album title)

And this one is too good to wait to add...

Amish Beard.

It works on so many levels.

Things I've been meaning to add...

Jetski Hangover
Raw Fish Happiness (obviously, this is an asian pop band)
Pending Installations
Slop Hole Rangers

Inspired by work, dogs and home life, guess which

Raunchy Old Yard Squirrels
Cauliflower Situation
Violent Sprinkles
Slick Knobby Tires
Little Soldiers on the Ground
Hobo Shakedown

From various sources of inspiration over a couple weeks...

Loose Livestock Issue
Flux Situation
Vicious Feral Hog (my favorite)
Network of Informers
Stealth Laundry
Adjusted Gross Income
Whore Friendly Panties

And in other news...another band name.

Dyslexic Mountains
Nipple Burn
Uncontrolled Substance
Bikini Pie
Laser Blade

Random

Stark Raving Sane
Smartass Response Mechanism
Kickass Candle
Birthday Waffle

Random Thursday Band Names

Relentless Gas
Freelance Crabs
Sensory Assault
Free Range Cats
Persuasive Waves

Band Names from Last Night's Pub Trivia

Foreign Lagers
A Stranger's Vagina
Accidental Pap Smear

Further research finds

Brands of Crazy
Apologies to My Pancreas
Chili Sans Carne
Thourough Delver
Tumbleweed Icon
Forbidden Donut
Screamed In Back Porch

Band Names Inspired by Obsessively Reading/Watching pre-Australian Open Coverage

Muffin Top
Tweener
Diamond Ball
Backhand Clap
Egg Kooyong
Kimplosion
Zebra Balls
Dynamic Piano
Finders Scheepers
Russian Emotion
Argyle Moose
Shriekage
Bojana Jovana
Suicide Pool
Catfight Tag

I did a little review of past facebook posts and came up with these:

Cash Bonanza
Inner Stupid
Shattered Illusions
Cornbread Survey
Pure Sugar-Coated Evil
Sensuous Hidden Agenda
Uncle Sugar Shorts
Yesterday's Dealio
Buck Grunt
Fictitious Color
Accidental Creative Force

Band Names Inspired By Multiple Viewings of Arrested Development

Banana Stand
The Cornballers
Motherboy
Steve Holt!
The Fat Ammys
Mr. F
The Bobloblaws
Cheney Expressway
Hot Cops
Zuckercorn
Immaculate Election
The Analrapists

Andy's Band Names

Since NBC is clearly staffed my meanies and has not made the video clip available, here is the transcript of a hilarious scene from Parks and Recreation in which Andy discusses the various names of his band Mouse Rat/Scarecrow Boat. Seems fitting for the blog...

The band has had a few different names over the years. When we started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, but then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs, Department of Homeland Obscurity, Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion, Nothing Rhymes With Orange, then Everything Rhymes With Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, Penis Pendulum, Handrail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Threeskin... [long pause] Oh, Jet Black Pope. We went back to Mouse Rat, and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud I kinda hate it...

Band Names Inspired by Tim's Recent FB Posts

Disaster Preparedness
Free Lemons
Ranch Drench
Lost Sausage
Sarcasm Font
Hot Wall of Funk

and the classic...
Missed a Spot