Band Names Inspired by Obsessively Reading/Watching pre-Australian Open Coverage

Muffin Top
Tweener
Diamond Ball
Backhand Clap
Egg Kooyong
Kimplosion
Zebra Balls
Dynamic Piano
Finders Scheepers
Russian Emotion
Argyle Moose
Shriekage
Bojana Jovana
Suicide Pool
Catfight Tag